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i AM IN AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW SHRIEKS

sadly tumblr is too much for my shaky net to handle so i won’t be around but AUSTRALIA GUYS. AUSTRALIA

Jul 24, 2012

leg-hair:

colonelbaka:

to the beach! 12 footers have been spotted at point dume!

and there’s some really big waves too

is

is that what I

they’re not talking about 12 foot boners are they

that’s my imagination

right

omg

Jul 23, 2012213 notes

#penis jokes

nineinAFTRNON

smallcarltons:

qurly-hair:

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON TUMBLR THAT HAS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH MYSELF TO TEARS.

Jul 23, 201254,648 notes

#oh my god #jSFJDKJAOSODIJFKMASJ #WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Jul 23, 201229,363 notes

#okay so i don't usually like crossover gif sets like this #but #jesus h christ this is perfect #doctor who #avengers

Jul 23, 20129,613 notes

#homestuck #diamonds droog #aradia medigo #cuties #and droog omg

nic-cages-dick:

i morphed jesus and nic cage

i have seen the face of god

Jul 23, 201268,580 notes

#FDJKASJKJ

Jul 23, 201251 notes

#tattoos #i would go to montreal to get a tattoo in that style geez

Jul 23, 2012330,131 notes

#klsdjfsadifasdj

Jul 23, 2012237 notes

#HAAHHA #pesterlogs #homestuck #aradia medigo #john egbert

Jul 23, 201256,173 notes

#batman #good #alfred

Play

Jul 23, 20125,403 notes

#truly #beautiful

Jul 23, 2012228 notes

Play

0:35

Jul 23, 2012229,980 notes

#THIS CAT VIDEO IS STILL FUNNY

Jul 23, 201222,968 notes

#this guy is an always reblog #deadpool #sdcc

Jul 23, 2012548 notes

#homestuck #kanaya maryam #wow this is gorgeous #absolutely gorgeous

Jul 23, 201254,748 notes

#batman #michelle pfeiffer's catwoman is hilarious

Play

0:29

Jul 23, 201233,273 notes

#video #spongebob no

crowmunist:

SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE

AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS

I ANSWERED “KOALA”

AND SHE SAID NO

IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES

GOLDEN

GAYTIMES

THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE

AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT

Jul 23, 201234,966 notes

#this is the country i'm leaving america for ladies and gentlemen #in less than 48 hours i will be inside the boundaries of australia

Jul 23, 201232 notes

#love the legend of the black dog #that stuff is amazing

Jul 23, 201258 notes

#why #dc comics #marvel