phleps:

ohshititsgreg:

phleps:

i think i broke my butt

Okay have you tried unplugging the anus and re-plugging it back in? A lot of the times all the anus needs is a hard reset

yes 911 someone from the internet told me to unplug my anus

I Want My Bloodwing Back, by Mordecai

turretsexuaaaal:

Hey fandom, i made a thing.

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steampoweredgrapejuice:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

lolminoot:

Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.

settle down there Thor