His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

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yvesstlaurent:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

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3wataru:

why did everyone reblog

when they could have reblogged

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